January 2011
5 posts
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Watchbaccarati:
Nancy Hicks Gribble has set her sights on the big city, Dallas. Where she appears as a local celebrity in a parade. Things don’t go so well, however….
October 2010
17 posts
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the fantabulous rap extravaganza: Real Questions: →
queenofthehill:
In my personal (and professional) opinion, all of the King Of The Hill blogs I’ve seen on this site are rather sub par. It saddens me that these great KOTH fans of the internet have yet to create a tasteful, well-polished blog to give proper justice to the show and its characters. I’m being…
I don’t know if you’ve read @hoyeahkingofthehill, but I try my best.
drzaius:
The Andrews Sisters - Don’t Sit Under...
Where do you find bat guano? Sears?
Yes.
I've got eighteen more of these; a baloonist's...
“My barber Jack always says, ‘Hair grows, even during a recession.’”
– Hank Hill (via judgeyenot)
Wow. Your cheerleaders really have boobies.
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LOOK AT ME! HERE COME RONALD REAGAN MIKE TYSON!!!
-Junichiro Hill, Cotton’s long lost son
Judge Ye Not: What's Boomhauer Saying? →
judgeyenot:
For 13 years, King of the Hill boasted one of the mumbliest characters in television history. Even though it was a rehash of the same joke over and over again, I laughed every time. The more I got to know the character of Boomhauer, the funnier his mumbling became.
Through the gobbledygook I’ve…
BRILLIANT
Jesus knows you tried.
Whatcha doin' Hank? Going to the Crossroads and...
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“You know it’s autumn when the leaves are leaving and the pine needles are...”
– Peggy Hill’s Musings. (via judgeyenot)
"My chicken's the star of the show."
"S'GOOOOOOOOO"
alyssamccoy:
-dale gribble
Bravo, Bobby. That's the greatest performance...
1 tag
September 2010
28 posts
SMILE. SHOW ALL EIGHT OF YOUR TEETH.
Why is King of the Hill the funniest show ever?
stevenjp:
I feel so trashy saying that, but…
I don’t even care.
It’s the only show that I actually wait for every night.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT EPISODE OF KOTH IS ON RIGHT NOW?
mikewaters:
DAT’S MY PURSE. I DON’T KNOW YEWWWWWWWWWW. I love Bobby Hill.
2 tags
Sometimes the world is cruel to shiny things.
Watchjudgeyenot:
“Whatever you do, you should do right. Even if it’s something wrong.”
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I told you about the time I put on the giant pair...
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Dad, try not to bring home another Japanese skull....
Congo. By Michael Crich-ton.
Well it's nuts, but she does have him showering.
It's called "psychology", Aunt Peggy. The disease...
The NEWS?! You watched the news yesterday!!!
I'M GOING TO NATIONALS!!!!
AMERICANS CANNOT OWN LAND IN MEXICO!!! AMERICANS...
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Dammit, why are there so many ways to kill people...
-Dale Gribble
Obscure in-joke: In the episode I'm watching,...
In reality, Mike Judge, while of American parentage, was born in Guayaquil, Ecuador.
Now if you're doing a background check, I'm Hank...
Not that Hank P. Hill who doesn’t pay his Discover card on time.
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